i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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