six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Randomize
