I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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