Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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