32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Your cock deserves a montage
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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