i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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