fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
