The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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