he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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