do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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