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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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