My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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