Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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