i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
