Duck Duck Cougar?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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