All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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