Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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