So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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