the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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