I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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