belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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