im gay
i know
yea but for you.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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