Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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