Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I have already put on my inside pants.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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