I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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