I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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