Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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