The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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