we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
