...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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