The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
