Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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