State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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