you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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