the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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