1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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