I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
one might say we're banned from that church
i was born a porn star she said
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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