Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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