I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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