waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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