I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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