im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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