Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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