watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You can make out without kissing
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