just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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