Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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