Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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