Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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