if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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