He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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