So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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