Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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