Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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