You really coming over, don't trick.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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