Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
